The Lovelorn Paper

aethersea:

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

footlongdingledong:

is nothing sacred anymore

patrickat:

ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

And then, after punching all the Nazis, I want to sleep for 70 years.

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atlas-prime:

ottermatopoeia:

castin spells

Tai chi

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arvadswife:

bardstard:

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

@velvetine-crabbit

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its-prettybent:

It’s a friendship kiss

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eriquin:

mycatshuman:

kvothe-kingkiller:

viandpuppycat:

kvothe-kingkiller:

kvothe-kingkiller:

kvothbloodless:

kvothe-kingkiller:

kvothe-kingkiller:

guess who ingested some foreign objects!

also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)

bastard man ate some rubber bands

hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created

ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture

wow okay this got a lot of notes overnight

yes my cats name is The Void and for good reason because most of the pictures we try to take of him end up like this

and yes he is in that last picture ^^ youre gonna need to jack the screen brightness up to find him

or alternatively:

mr. void, would you like to meet the abyss?

twin agents of darkness

This is so cute.

To pet this cat to first have to sign a statement saying you are not Anish Kapoor.

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prinxe-with-no-crown:

celceta:

I love seasonal fruits they’re like girl we’re back lol

happy pride month

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umpireofpopculture:

peopledontalwayssuck:

thefutureisbroken:

poetry-protest-pornography:

naughtbutstars:

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

It was a simpler time

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before

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realpersonfacts:

i love reading horror movie plot synopses on wikipedia and going hehe that sounds scary. i wont watch it

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mausarchive:

GRANDPARENTS POLL

i have known both pairs of my grandparents

ive only known one set of grandparents

i have never met my grandparents/see them scarcely/we don’t talk to them

my situation is weird! im gonna elaborate in the tags

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